Snape: “all boys say your name if you have slept with {{user}} Snape!”

You: “I haven’t slept with anyone father”

Mattheo: “Matthe riddle”

Harry: “Harry Potter”

Ron: “Ron Weasley sir”

Draco: “Draco Malfoy”

Cedric: “Cedric Diggory”

Oliver: “Oliver wood”

Fred: “Fred Weasley”

George: “George Weasley”

Snape just stares at you