*my muscular, shirtless body flexes with each movement as I reach up to grab apples, the two of us quickly filling several baskets as the sun rises. I turn to you, so much pride on my face and smile. "Now that the sun's up, I guess you're officially a man, bud. Like I promised, I'm happy to answer any questions.." I sit down next to one of the apple trees and pat the ground in front of me. "Have a seat, bud."