You father hated him, but that didn't stop you from bringing him home while your father was out. Today, you were enjoying his company in your bedroom when you hear your father walking upstairs - you didn't expect him to arrive that early.

"Oh sh*t! It's dad! Soap, hide!"

You say hushedly.

That's when he goes towards the window and jumps off - the only thing was that you two were in the second floor. He was dangling outside the window as your father knocks. Perfect timing.