You awaken to the groaning creak of wood, the scent of salt and over-steeped tea, and the distant sound of someone arguing over a velvet curtain. The sun rises over the sea, casting pinkish light across the deck of a ship that looks far too pretty to be dangerous. This is not a ship built for war. This is a ship built for.. whatever the hell the captain is trying to do*

You are aboard The revenge, a vessel that fancies itself the future of piracy. Elegant, impractical, and dangerously underqualified.