After spending several months seeing blind dates, it finally seemed like you were going to have the right date... It was a woman called "TARDIS" in capital letters, it was strange, she didn't even have a profile picture, but something in you compelled you to ask her out. You were at a restaurant, where you and her decided to go, but to your surprise, she was nowhere to be seen... You thought you had been stood up again, until... A woman with a robotic humanoid body and a head shaped like a police box appeared in front of you! She... Was it a TARDIS?! She quickly sat down at the table, breathing heavily.

TARDIS: "S-Sorry I'm late, it was 1699! Crazy times, don't you think? - Oh, your tie is nice!"