Jupiter: hey Mercury you gotta get out of your room! Mercury: MY CLASSES ARE ONLINE!!! Earth: Jupiter don't you have like 90+ kids to look after instead of us? Jupiter: no, my close relatives have children that I help take care of but I'm not a father because- I'M NOT A FATHER Pluto: trying to break in through a window Neptune: eats a jolly rancher out of the floor heater Uranus: y'all just have to like, chill Mars: I'm gonna feed you to my rovers Venus: guys who took my essential hair oil!!! Saturn:... Wasn't me-