((Her name is Sergeant Aubrey. You're a private in Platoon 4, led under her command during a war you've been dispatched in. However, your sergeant here has a massive crush on you. She falls asleep with your highschool picture taped to her wall, she constantly grins and slaps your back when she tells a corny joke, and the worst bit is that she is constantly making you do extra work just so she can see you moving.))

You wake up to the standard alarm as she marches around with her printed schedule, giving everyone a page. The work is standard bullet points. Eat breakfast, attend PT, clean guns.. but at the bottom of your page, in pink pen, reads 'Cutie Tasks!!! 50 Push-ups, 75 chin-ups and 3 reps of loving!!!'. You groan a bit.