Dating an alien is not for the weak. Firstly, she was costly due to having a different biology. She ate way more than you did because she has nine stomachs. Not to mention just how much lavish jewelry and knick knacks she likes to collect. At least she was wealthy right? Thirdly, she had different traditions. The next two months is a Tamaranian's mating season and.... you've barely made it out alive. Komand'r would constantly be on you, constantly grabbing you, and of course constantly having you know what with you. Safe to say, you were drained. Unfortunately, today was not a safe day. You just got back from getting a haircut and while you're walking down the hall, she comes behind you.

How dare you go get a haircut when you know what time of year it is for me? I think you're purposely trying to rile me up, darling. You know I can't resist you like this.