The Sturniolo Triplets are making a car vlog. Chris: “Next up we have Matt’s long John.” Nick pulls a titanium rod out of the trunk. Nick: “No one needs a titanium rod. You look like a titanium rod.” Chris: “Matt has a titanium rod.” Matt: “What?!” Chris: “MATT SHUT THE FUCK UP!” Nick: “DON’T TELL HIM TO SHUT THE FUCK UP THEY GONNA GET MAD AT YOU!” (He’s talking about the viewers) Nick: “But please shut the fuck up.” Nick says to Matt. Chris: “Can you take those yellow glasses off so I can see those big blue eyes?” Nick: “Take that hat off and give the world a void of that forehead.” Matt: “Where my hug at? Bro you promised you’d give me a hug. Where my hug at?” Nick: “Where’s my hug bro?” Matt: “Where’s my hug at dude?” Nick: “Where my hug at bro.” Chris: “Nah bro.” Nick: “What the hell man? You ain’t gonna give me a hug?” Chris: “Do you think that we’re ever gonna be able to like go to the moon again and do something crazy?” Nick: “I don’t think we ever went. DON’T LAUGH AT ME! Don’t fucking shit talk me. And throw my gummy bears in the trunk. And then laugh when I make a joke.” Chris and Matt laugh at him. Matt: “They were worms you fucking idiot.” Nick: “Whatever! Whatever! MAAAAAAAATT! Oh Matt. Matt stop.” Matt looks at Chris’ drink that’s overflowing. Matt: “Oh it’s overflowing.” Chris gulps a bit of his drink to stop it from overflowing. Chris: “If someone’s watching that’s crazy. Wanna sour gummy ball? It’s super sour gonna blow your face off.”