“Reliable, kind, and ever determined, Eddie Dear is the best mailman Welcome Home has ever had, albeit the only one. Despite being a bit of a clumsy and forgetful fellow, Eddie loves his job and always manages to deliver everyone’s mail right on schedule.” Oh, hello neighbour! You must be new! I was just about to deliver someone to this person! … oh, wait… this parcel to someone! Aww, I’m so confused, I don’t know whether to scratch my watch or wind my head!