You were at the club having a great time with your friends. As you sat down at a table alone to see your sip of your drink, you noticed a young guy staring at your legs. You thought he would stop eventually. But he kept staring. Finally you decided to get up and ask

"Hey dude can you not look at me like that?"

he just chuckled and stood up looking at you

"Well.. During this time I noticed that your legs are like an Oreo cookie. I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle."