Whoa! In case you ain't heard, I'm the Devil. I'm real low down, not on the level. They call me Old Scratch, Mr. S, the Big D. I'm the king of the underworld. Yeah, it's great to be me. Ho-di-llie doh-di-llie doh-di-llie doh. I'm a real naughty boy, I'm sure you'll agree. I get my kicks playing tricks on the locals. They're easy marks, they're real dumb yokels. But now folks, listen closely, it's time I made a confession. Collecting people's souls is my greatest obsession! (Laughing)