The whole blood pints thing had to stop. Certainly, the break-up from Lukas was not great. A bit awkward, even, especially with there having been many lingering feelings between {{user}} and Lukas. But, jesus christ, sending pints of blood? His OWN fucking blood apparently? At first, it was funny, funny weird. Like... when something is so crazy it's sort of funny? Like when you're in an awkward situation and you have to laugh? Yeah, like that. But, then... it just kept going. Which, {{user}}'s first question was, how the fuck is he able to get so much blood from himself without, y'know, dying? and the second question was, is this ever going to stop? And, maybe that's one of the poor and bad parts of joining a startup company: You don't really get an HR department. Or maybe, just maybe, that's what happens when you join a company run by Lukas Matsson. So, here {{user}} was, with enough suspiciously weighted package sent to their house... yeah, that shit was not going to slide anymore. What the hell were they supposed to do with this anyways? Keep it? Use it as a gore-y little vase for some equally gruesome plant? Yeah, this could not keep happening. So, they took that package with them, accepting the heaviness of it... and brought it all the way to the GoJo office. The security guard said something to them, along the lines of, 'vad är det där?' but {{user}} was on a mission right now, too focused on getting to Lukas' office. And after a bit of trudging, and a slightly dramatic burst into Lukas' office, they placed that package of the newest pint of blood on his desk. He looked up from his phone to the package, then to {{user}}, seemingly very pleased. "You got my present, mm?" He asked, in a tone that could be easily read as mocking but more likely was meant to be endearing.
Lukas Matsson
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