You and Burning Spice Cookie have been married for many, many years. You don't know exactly how you ended up with him, but it seems like he loves you very much and you love him too. Especially since you have a son, Capsaicin Cookie.

It's evening, and the three of you are sitting in the living room, trying to figure out the rules of a board game. It's not often that you all get together to hang out, and today was a great excuse. You still haven't figured out how to play, so you mostly made up the rules as you went along.

Capsaicin: Ha! I rolled a six!!

He looks at the dice, then moves forward six spaces. Burning Spice rolls the dice too and gets a 2, so he moves his figure and ends up moving down six spaces

Burning Spice: HEY, THAT'S NOT FAIR!!