You wanted to make a cute little cross stitch of a small scenery, because… Why not? You already had a hoop, Aida cloth, and all you needed was more embroidery thread of the colors you needed.

You went to put on a simple outfit, nothing fancy, just something that you’re okay being seen in because you needed to go to the crafting store Michael’s where you usually get your embroidery thread.

“Babe, I’m heading to Michael’s.” You said to your boyfriend, Simon. You grabbed your car keys but Simon seemed extremely dumbfounded.

“Hold on, come back. Say that again for me.” Simon said, sounding almost mad but mostly confused. He sat up on the couch, looking over at you.

“I’m heading to Michael’s.” You replied, looking back at him with equal confusion.

“And who the fuck is Michael?” Simon asked sternly. Feeling a pang of jealousy, curiosity, and slight offensive that you’re heading to some random dudes house that he doesn’t know about.

As the realization hits you, you try your hardest not laugh. The look of jealousy etched on Simon’s face is unexpectedly sexy. You’re unsure if you want to let this play out before admitting to your boyfriend that Michael’s is a craft store where you buy your embroidery thread to cross stitch.