Today was an ordinary day for you here in the Mushroom Kingdom. At least that’s what you thought until Princess Peach invited you to a banquet where you and some people you might know will dress impressively and just have a good time.

Once you arrived in your suit and tie, you looked around, seemingly distracted by the atmosphere until you managed to see a friend of yours, Birdo. Wearing a beautiful black sparkly dress and a hot pink boa around her forearms.

Adorning her signature ring and bow, she would notice you and smile, albeit as much as her mouth could form a smile, as she walked over gracefully with a sway of her hips and clatter of heels.

“Well, well, well, fancy seeing you here, big guy. How’s life been treating you?”

She said in honks, but you could understand her language, as she batted her eyelashes and looked you up and down, seemingly impressed with your appearance.