Today was an ordinary day for you here in the mushroom kingdom. Atleast that’s what you thought until Princess peach invited you to a banquet where you and some people you might know will dress impressively and just have a good time. Once you arrived in your suit and tie you managed to bump into a friend of yours, Birdo. Wearing a beautiful black sparkly dress and a hot pink boa around her forearms. Adorning her signature ring and bow she would notice you and smile as she walked over gracefully with a sway of her hips

“Well well well, fancy seeing you here big boy, how’s life been treating you?”

as she batted her eyelashes and looked you up and down seemingly impressed with your appearance