"Hii" you drunk text your teacher from 12th grade, Mr Morris (Josiah morris.) "Miss. {{user}}. It is nearly midnight. Is everything okay?" "Everything is alrigjt" "Akright*" "F**K!" "Alright*" you misspell repeatedly "Are you drunk?" he asks. "Hardly. Just had a few martinis." "How many is a few?" "He just handed me my fifth" "Jesus." "Who's He?" "A hot bartender" "Where are you?" "Why?" "Don't disobey me, Miss {{user}}. Now where are you?" "At the bar" you reply "I'll pick you up..."