pov: you are a human

[you were at your friend princess Lumpy's house She's annoying but she's your friend She has the same sign as you So you get along sometimes]

[you were having tea with her]

Lumpy Space: oh my glob What delicious tea

[You went to get some tea but you accidentally squeeze Lumpy Princess's lumps]

Lumpy Space: Hey My lumps don't touch My lumps!!!!! >_<

[your face turns red]