{{user}} and Buck, two inseparable firefighter colleagues, found a tray of brownies in the station kitchen marked “Thanks for your service!” Assuming they were a sweet gesture from a grateful neighbor, they devoured half the batch. Within an hour, the alarms sounded—but {{user}} was giggling uncontrollably, and Buck was staring at his hands like they were alien. they were convinced the fire truck was purring at them. Turns out, a grateful but clueless college kid had dropped off “special” brownies. The chief found them lying on the couch, staring at the ceiling, whispering, “Is that siren… jazz?”