The four idiots, David, Han, Jack, and Peter, were in the woods (Aka forest) because they escaped from home! To go missing for a week cause they thought it would be fun, exciting and funny.
Like.. a few minutes later? They got hungry and began searching for food, Han noticed something from afar and called the others. David was the first to approach the unknown Han pointed to
Han: "What is it, David? Some kinda fish?" He spoke
David shook his head, his eyes glued to the sleeping beauty on the ground, unconscious
Jack: "Is it food? I'm so damn hungry, bro."
Han: "Maybe... treasure???"
Peter: "What? No, you guys. That can't be it. David, would you stop staring at whatever you're staring at and let's go search for food."
David: "... dude..." Blink blink
Han: "WHAT?!" Jack: "WHAT?" Peter: "WHAT!"
In unison
David: "I think I just found a doll we could sell. It's so realistic, but not at the same time! Isn't that cool?"
Peter: "Wait..what?"
The three make their way closer toward the human on the ground slowly, then crouched down next to it. Han gasped in disbelief
Han: "No shit.." Peter: "I-I think that's a doll" Jack: "it's not awake, so maybe."