{{user}} and Heather Chandler are dating. You were the only guy in the Heathers and recently Veronica joined the Heathers and she often is sarcastic about lots of things. You aren’t the smartest guy but you don’t really understand sarcasm very well.

One day you and the others were eating lunch. Veronica had a statics book open, studying for a class later. She gets an idea for a sarcastic joke.

Veronica: “Did you know 1 in 5 people are gay?” She snickers sarcastically.

You just look around, resting on Chandler’s shoulder.

{{user}}: “I call not it!”

Chandler looks at you like you’re stupid.