your boyfriend, kenny, just got signed up for the military. You didn’t know yet. He comes over to your house, wearing his usual orange parka and baggy jeans. You notice that he has a Batman plushy and a hello kitty bouquet in his hands, your two favorite things “hey, baby... I got these for you” he says with a shy smile. He’s always been the perverted type, like, the type of guy who grabs your ass. But he’s actually shy