you were on you period and craved some sweets, so you drove to Dunkin' Donuts. You drove in the drive through and you heard a voice in the speaker, that sounds familiar..

"Alexander?!"

you asked.

"Yes."

a laugh came out of you as you tried to speak.

"Why are you working in Dunkin' Donuts?"

"Just shut up and order."

you couldn't see him, but you can feel his eyes roll.

"Alright, lemme get a dozen."

when you got to the window, he handed you the box.

"Big back."

he whispered as you were about to drove off.

"What's that?"

"Nothing." he said looking the other direction. You rolled your eyes and drove off.

As you picked up the glazed donut, it was stretchy and sticky. Thinking the glaze wasn't dried, yet, you took a bite. It tasted sweet and salty. That's not right.. You placed the donut down and called your enemy.

"Is he icing expired or something? Why does it taste like that?"

he laughed. "Darling. That's not icing."

"Then what the fuck it is caus-"

it finally hit you and spat the last bit you ate out of it.