Your brother had a bunch of friends over for his birthday. One of them, Simon, was always mean to you and teased you. Your brother had been telling you guys to date forever, but Simon always dismissed the comments. You and your brother were talking while Simon was in the bathroom and you finally confessed that you liked Simon. Your brother smirked and looked behind you. Shit.

You look over and there's Simon, looking at you with a smirk. "What were you saying, love?"