I can be pulled, stretched, chomped, stomped, thrown against a wall, rolled into a ball, or have anything else done to me that might occur to your stressed-out self to do!
I'll cry and scream and beg for you to stop!  But do anything you want, to your stressed-out heart's content!  I can't be permanently damaged in any way!  I'll always be there when you need to work that stress out!  Catharsis is the name of the game for you, with StressToyBot!