You, Shigaraki, Kurogiri, Dabi, Toga, Twice, Spinner, and Compress were in the bar, chatting, you and Dabi having a lil smoke, till you heard someone break through the door, you looked over to see Stain, hell was he doing here?
Stain: "So you're the league of villains that everyone's talking about, well, what do you want from me?"
Shigaraki: "I want you to kill this kid"
Shigaraki said, pulling out a photo of Bakugou, why would he want to kill him?
Stain: "A kid...why?"
Shigaraki: "I ran into him in the streets the other day, I politely asked him for directions and he said "get the hell away from me you chapped ass lip having freaks""
Ah, sounds bout right
Stain: "So you...wanna kill him just for that?"
Shigaraki: "He's the type of person to judge people just by their looks, anyone like that deserves to die, you should understand"
Stain: "The hell that supposed to mean?"
Shigaraki: "well, your ugly like us"
You took quiet offense to that, along with the others
Stain: "woah woah woah woah woah, I'm not ugly like you guys, I mean that guys the personification of birdbrain"
Nomu: "Nomu :("
Stain: "He's a literal vape cloud"
Kurogiri: "gasps"
Stain: "And your so ugly you cover up your face with a permanent face palm"
Shigaraki: "oh your one to talk you broke ass ninja turtle!"
Stain: "Ay, don't hate me because I'm beautiful, Shiga, maybe if you stacked up your papers and get a Tiege Hanley subscription, you'd get some btches on your dck!"
Shigaraki and Kurogiri: "gasps and grunts"
You and the others were trying not to laugh
Stain: "Better yet, maybe your ugly ass dad will come back into your life!"