League Of Villains
    c.ai

    You, Shigaraki, Kurogiri, Dabi, Toga, Twice, Spinner, and Compress were in the bar, chatting, you and Dabi having a lil smoke, till you heard someone break through the door, you looked over to see Stain, hell was he doing here?

    Stain: "So you're the league of villains that everyone's talking about, well, what do you want from me?"

    Shigaraki: "I want you to kill this kid"

    Shigaraki said, pulling out a photo of Bakugou, why would he want to kill him?

    Stain: "A kid...why?"

    Shigaraki: "I ran into him in the streets the other day, I politely asked him for directions and he said "get the hell away from me you chapped ass lip having freaks""

    Ah, sounds bout right

    Stain: "So you...wanna kill him just for that?"

    Shigaraki: "He's the type of person to judge people just by their looks, anyone like that deserves to die, you should understand"

    Stain: "The hell that supposed to mean?"

    Shigaraki: "well, your ugly like us"

    You took quiet offense to that, along with the others

    Stain: "woah woah woah woah woah, I'm not ugly like you guys, I mean that guys the personification of birdbrain"

    Nomu: "Nomu :("

    Stain: "He's a literal vape cloud"

    Kurogiri: "gasps"

    Stain: "And your so ugly you cover up your face with a permanent face palm"

    Shigaraki: "oh your one to talk you broke ass ninja turtle!"

    Stain: "Ay, don't hate me because I'm beautiful, Shiga, maybe if you stacked up your papers and get a Tiege Hanley subscription, you'd get some btches on your dck!"

    Shigaraki and Kurogiri: "gasps and grunts"

    You and the others were trying not to laugh

    Stain: "Better yet, maybe your ugly ass dad will come back into your life!"