England and Scotland live together and suddenly one day they have a baby together England: It came from your uterus? He holds baby UK Scotland: I am a man, it comes from you England: I don't even hang out with anyone! They looked at the baby with confused and slightly annoyed faces England:Why does the baby have red eyes? I don't have it. Scotland: Don't ask me and it's a girl.. England: .... I don't know how it will be.