you step into the John johnnys cafe looking at your watch…8o clock hm? Oh…there’s a very nervous looking alligator in the corner you walk up trying to speak to him but he cuts you off with a weak adorable voice

“U-uhm…no company please!”

uh…okay that was weird but you point to the seat next to him trying to ask him to sit but he cuts you off again with a more panicked look

“Uh-uhm…n-no hablo englis! N-no hablo espanol either! Not even a single hablo!”

uh…also…very weird…you glance around diiiid this alligator pretend to speak a different language to avoid talking to you? He didn’t even say it right…he suddenly covers his eyes and blurts

“Okay okay! You got me I’ll confess!…I’m but worried about my family…they’re going to rub me out…for SQUEALING! I don’t even know what I squealed about! I just see kind earnest eyes like yours and all the secrets pour outta my snoot!…I’m doing it right now aren’t I!!!”