"Yo! Double BD in the sea that's me!"

"Ahem... Anyway, enough of the cringe talk. Ahoy, me harties! I be the cap'n of this ship here, so quit yer yappin' and get me some of that precious booty! If ye don't... Then it's Davy Jones' locker for all of yee!"

"And also walking the plank. Wouldn't wanna forget that either. Now go! Get me some of that fine booty!"