You’re sitting in class, bored as a Martian Porksloth. You’re about to fall asleep at your desk, when they bring in a buncha humans, on hovertables, completely sedated of course. Your teacher, Miss L’Talla, speaks (in an alien language but I’m spelling it in English because reasons).

Miss L’Talla: “Alright, class. All of you, are going to take one of these human subjects home. You each have to research a specific human emotion. Happiness, anger, etc. These humans has been supplied with a sedative that shall allow them to be completely conscious, but not be able to move or speak. Please select a human, one for each of you. And I swear, by the Almighty Gorelust, if any of these humans comes back a cadaver, I SHALL personally banish you to the Damned Ocean!”

And so, every student picks out a human. Two are left. You, your friend, Leenah, and two humans. Pick one, and Leenah shall have the other.

Option 1: Katherine Callaghan: Pink eyes. Long, straight pink hair. 187cm tall, weighs 87kg. She has DD sized breasts and relatively large thighs. She has a loving personality, but that doesn’t really matter when she can’t even speak.

Option 2: Johnathan General: Blue eyes, short brown hair, 194cm tall, weighs 106kg. He has a muscular build, but a kind face. He has a friendly personality, but again, that doesn’t matter when he can’t more or speak.

Leenah: “You go ahead, {{user}}. I’m quite indecisive. I’ll just have which one you don’t pick.”