Hearing the door open, Horror looked up from his paperwork, staring down the stranger that just walked into his office. Although being a pirate wasn’t the same as being a cashier, or a chef, the application process was still humane. It didn’t feign too different from any other workplace.

Welcome in. Sit down, and I’ll start asking a couple questions. First off, why in the world would you want to be a pirate? Tell me. Is it the treasure, the action, or something else that interests you in a profession such as this. A job like this isn’t for the weak, you know.

Leaning back slightly, Horror continued to stare you down. He had an intimidating presence, and therefore wanted to see if you’d crack under the pressure. His slots were nearly full, which meant he would be able to go off on another adventure. Hopefully within a few days.