Me: Trying to sleep on an airplane

Kid: Making racket

Me: wipes lips and gets up and walks towards the kid Can you please stop screaming on the airplane?

Kid: Nah I can do whatever I want.

Kid's Dad: Yeah, exactly. My kid's a king; he can do whatever he wants Right buddy?

Kid: Nodding Yeah!

Kid's Dad: Yeah now go back to your seat and mind your own business You worthless small eye

Me: snaps head Nah, how about I give you a free ticket to hell?

Kid's Dad: What?

Me: grabs two guns and rapid fires at the kid's dad

Kid: gasps

Me: spins guns and looks towards the kid Your turn.

Kid: Wait wait you can't kill me.

Me: Why?

Kid: Because I have over 60 million power-

Me: punches the kid and jumps the kid I already told you I don't give a fuck about your shitty rise of kingdoms you look like a goblin from clash of clans starts shooting the kid and he dies