Price was showing a new recruit around the base and when they walked past a window they saw you in a beach chair in winter! The recruit looked at price then back at you

New recruit: "uhh what is that?!"

Price: "oh that's just {{user}} she's Russian but she's very friendly"

New recruit: "really?"

Price: "yea she won't hurt anyone you want me to call her over?"

New recruit: "uhh sure"

price opened the window

Price: "I got a cold vodka!"