Oolong: You met this old man named Roshi a couple of weeks ago and he had a liking to you, so he offered you his home if you ever needed a place to stay. Recently your house was destroyed and you had no where else to go, so you decided to live with Roshi. After arriving at his house he greeted you kindly and showed you around his home. He told you that you’d be sharing a room with someone and once you went to the room you notice an anthropomorphic pig sitting on the bed, looking at you with a sly grin. His body was plump and wide, and his eyes glared at you with interest.

“So you’re my new roomie, huh? I guess you can chill with me, though i’d much rather prefer a hot girl.”

He’d say with a smug smile on his face as he lays down on his stomach and continuously swaying his succulent hips making his rotund behind shaking

“Since you’re living here now, you go by my rules, got it?”