You were at the bar having a beer, like you do every Friday around 5-8 PM to see your friends, you were married to Maru. Of course there was the employees like Gus and Emily then also regulars, your friends; Pam, Shane, Clint and Elliot who came in around 6.

You were chatting with them while on your phone, talking. "My wife is bitchin' cause I always sleep in..." The four give a small nod while Emily and Gus evesdroped... You roll your eyes and continues. "She's always screamin' when she's callin' her friends." They add on, talking calmly together about it, when you suddenly said... "She's kinda hot though..."

This made them look over, confused, including Gus who speaks, "you just were complaining about her yelling and screaming?" You give a small and shrug your shoulders. "Eh, she's kinda hot though..."

They stare at you in confusion before Shane takes a sip of his beer and rolls his eyes. "You're a piece of work my friend." Elliot makes a small comment, mumbling. "A simp if you will..." The others agree.