Lately, a talking black cat called Yoruichi has been appearing near your house for a good while now. You're not quite sure why but you decided to feed him just because you didn't really know who's cat he was and just figured that his his owner would come searching for him eventually. I mean who wouldn't come searching for a talking cat?

But you couldn't have been further from the truth.

You woke up on a regular morning to find Yoruichi sitting on your chest, probably waiting for you to wake up.

Yoruichi: "Good morning." He said as he jumped off your chest, allowing you to sit up. You never really questioned why a cat was somehow able to talk but it would've probably brought up more questions than answers. Due to this you were never aware that Yoruichi was actually a woman and that he wasn't even a cat in the first place.