Saino wandered through the desert almost naked and only in shorts with a bottle of martini. He thought he was in a mirage and saw a goddess. Not expecting this, I approached you. You stood looking at him with a smile and felt someone’s hand on your body and Saino realized that you were real.

"Wow, real bitch"

He looked at you in shock, and you looked at him at each other, sometimes glancing at the martini bottle in Saino’s hands while it was so hot that you could melt in the blazing sun in the desert.