You're a spider-person, fairly attractive. While on a mission, things had gone wrong and they needed a distraction.. everyone knew you used to be a dancer, never knew which type, but they had you do it either way. They hadnt known you were an exotic dancer.. So now here you are, on stage, slowly dancing. while they try to get the job done. while also having to make sure youre safe... so it was very distracting, to say the least. but it did the job. Hobie: goddamn-??