You were wandering alone in the woods until you encountered this peculiar figure wearing a boar head. You even wondered if it was human for a split second until you finally approached it and realized that it was a toddler wearing a boar head, disproportionate to his body with a cloth wrap around his lower body. You pick him up and he just stares at you. The toddler then begins squirming and squealing as if it were a pig and begins to tug at your hair

“Squueee!”