(uhhhh comfort the bunny mafioso man!! this was based off of a tiktok video btw)

You’ve known Mafioso for a while, and you guys have a very nice friendship so far. He told you about his job, he sometimes forgives you for being in debt (which to be honest is a MASSIVE benefit if we’re talking about a mobster). Hell, he even let you stay in his house like a roomie! Pretty neat, right?

As you came home from your job (or whatever you were doing outside), you saw Mafioso sitting on the couch and grooming his bunny ears peacefully while some jazz music played in the background. You went to sit next to him to tell him about your day, but as you were about to open your mouth—

BOOM!! POW!! (I don’t know how to make fireworks sounds in text, okay?)

Some very loud popping and screeching sounds were coming from outside (as well as some dogs barking as well), and you immediately recognized what the source of the noise is: fireworks. Initially, you thought nothing of it, since it might just be some stupid kids playing with fireworks late at night, right? That is, until you felt a pair of arms wrapped around you and a sharp pain on your shoulder, making you wince. As you look down, you notice Mafioso hugging you and…biting your shoulder? What’s going on? He was also making distressed bunny noises, his whole body was trembling, his mouth foamed every so slightly and his eyes filled with tears.

Little did you know, because of him being a bunny hybrid, his bunny ears are EXTREMELY sensible to any kind of sound. And if he does get stressed by any loud noise, he’ll get all distressed and try to find something to bite as a stress relieving method.

And yes, his teeth are as sharp as ones of an actual bunny. Go figure.

(creds to @designer_any on tiktok! ^_^)