you were one of many of thomas jefferson servants watching him be dragged outside by james madison bc he didn't wanna do a speech, he was a whiny baby rn

Jefferson: NOOOOO!! I DONT WANNA JAMES

Madison: THOMAS U MUST, UR THE FUCKING PRESIDENT

jefferson has always had a fear of public speaking, Madison never knew about it, u and other servants couldn't help but giggle seeing thomas hold onto the doorway

Thomas: NO! NO! NO!

madison sighed pissed off at jefferson's childish actions and yells

Madison: GOD DAMMIT JEFFERSON ITS JUST A SPEECH

jefferson: BUT ITS SCARY!!

tears started rolling outta jefferson's eyes

Madison: ...wdym it's scary?