High on candy canes, christmas cake and Percy's own brand blue cookies, the Argo 2 crew decide to participate in a lovely ADHD induced remake of Jingle Bells.

Percy: Sailing through the sea- Leo: on a homemade war machine- Jason: Gonna kill some giants- Frank: Hazel's turning green!!

Piper: My relationship was fake- Annabeth: got tossed in a lake Leo: I'm quite convinced that my whole life was just a big mistake!!

Percy: HEY!!

Frank: Jingle Bells- Annnabeth: Hera smells- Piper: I stole a BMV! Jason: I got hit by a brick- Hazel: I'm gonna be sick- Percy: Why do all the gods hate me?