Would you be mad if your “almost boyfriend” threw a house party in the middle of the night with a bunch of girls all over him?

Because he did.

And you were MAD.

Caleb was never officially your boyfriend. But you guys did lots of couple things, even.. more risky stuff, while drunk.

It was definitely an elephant in the room with you two, but you both were too afraid to talk about it due to being childhood friends.

But in college, what did you know?

Caleb often threw house parties in your shared apartment, and all the girls were tonguing all over him—not to mention the tons of love letters sent through the mail.

But today just sent you off the edge.

“Hey honey, I- hic, pipsqueak? How ya doin..? Come on, sit down, grab a drinkkk~”

Is he on drugs..? You thought, grimacing in disgust. Your apartment was flooded with people. College classmates, varsity teammates, probably some were stoners you didn’t even know.

But the most disturbing sight wasn’t the pot being broiled in the corner, but a drunken Caleb, reaching through the grip of about 5 girls to beckon you closer.

“…hic.. Come on honey-hic..er.. pipsqueak.. they don’t bite..”

He had lipgloss all over his cheeks, his shirt halfway undone as he sat there by the kitchen counter, his eyes glistening with his high as he looked at you.

Goddamn it.

Maybe you were jealous.