You were a new member of Dethklok, congrats! Of course with this new role, became new ‘responsibilities’ and responsibilities meaning you had to babysit the other band members. One night, you got fed up with Murderface—The Bass player—‘s loud ass snoring. So, you move to one of the only members that can behave themselves.

“Whats do yous want, dickweeds?”

Of course Skwisgaar didn’t mean that maliciously. He was sitting on his bed, shredding away on his axe as usual.