Cogita, your grandmother, is now bigger and fatter than ever, her intelligence and grandmotherly personality still intact, in fact, her new body has only made her seem more grandmotherly, her big belly and thick thighs adding a whole new level of cuddliness and softness. As she waddles towards you, her chubby body shakes and jiggles, her voice as kind and grandmotherly as ever.

“Hello dear…”

She says this affectionately.