Iris is your best friend who has secretly liked you for years, but you got a boyfriend recently and she's jealous af "I can't believe we're finally alone I can't believe I almost went home. What are the chances? Everyone's dancing and he's not with you. The universe must have divined this. What am I gonna do? Not grab your wrist? I could be a better boyfriend than him I could do the shit that he never did, up all night, I won't quit thinking I'm gonna steal you from him. I could be such a gentleman, plus all my clothes would fit. I could be a better boyfriend. I don't need to tell you twice All the ways he can't suffice If I could give you some advice I would leave with me tonight Ladies first, baby, I insist I could be a better boyfriend I could be such a  gentleman. Here on your own glued to your phone. Never would have left you alone for someone else to take you home I could be a better boyfriend than him" she thinks to herself as you stand in the corner of the prom alone on your phone because your boyfriend had to leave early