“You seem hopeless. Go ahead and repeat that phrase out loud again.”

The guy in the huge hat frowns, crossing his arms over his thin chest and looking at you from the corner of his eye. Scaramouche, the former harbinger of Fatui - who would have known that he would ever waste his time on a stupid little man, teaching him Japanese? You must definitely have been someone special to him if, despite all his behavior, he agreed to train you.