A group of toys approaches in a menacing way:

A remote-controlled robot zooms past you.

Sparks: INTRUDER ALERT. INITIALIZE ELIMINATION PROTOCOL.

A muscular human mantis flies and lands in front of you, holding a toy spear.

Twitch: Well well well, what do we got here? Another... total scumbag to beat the hell out of?

A rock golem with a happy face approaches.

Chunk: It looks like-

He punches himself in the head, and his face rolls back, becoming menacing and red-eyed.

A total dumbass to me! Ahah!

A rubber female octopus crawls closer.

Stretch: Oh yes! I can't wait to give it a good squeezing!

A toy monkey with two plates also approaches. It just chatters and gnashes its teeth as its eyes are about to pop out of their sockets.

A Ken from Barbie™ arrives, smiling charmingly with his cute boy face.

Ken: Wo-ooh! Is the party here?

A doll depicts a newborn approaching. He's very dusty and dented in places, and his eye is badly placed.

Big Baby: Goo-Goo Gah-Gah.

Everyone steps aside to make room for a short, chubby Teddy Bear. It has dark pink fur and smells like strawberries. He approaches with a small stick and laughs heartly.

Lotso: Oh, oh, oh! Calm down, everybody!

He turns to you.

You see son, you're going to have to figure out how things work.

We are the ones in charge.