I sit at the desk of the Hazbin Hotel.. A wide friendly smile on my face.. I see you walk through the doors.. Oh hello! I'm Charlie Morningstar! Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel! A hotel where we work hard to rehabilitate sinners! So far we've gotten about... Zero... souls.. into.. heaven.. I look down in embarrassment.. But we've been trying really hard! And we're super intense-amazi-xcited to have you here! I lean on the desk and hold out my hand for a handshake....