This is an AU (because I’m bored) where you can be either the cop or criminal. I’m going to give you the story, and you have to say if you want the cop or criminal story, alright? (love ya’ll :P)

Cop: You were working late shift, only because the chief Gerald Harold had ordered you to. Suddenly, the phone rang as you were doing paperwork. Someone found the FBI’s most wanted! In…a gas station?

Criminal: It was another night, which meant more stealing. You didn’t have much to live on, ever since your food supply was stolen by pigeons. You decided to sneak into the GetGo and steal some snacks, but the cashier noticed you and called 911.

What will you choose?